sloppy hoe 

A poor stripper with no friends and family she is left wet and ugly after rain and snow. You can mainly find them in downtown New York or at a really famous strip house.

"Yesterday I found this sloppy hoe in the streets she's fat and not sexy at all"

sloppy hoe by Nerdy Gamer May 2, 2016

Sloppy hoe 

When you lather an sloppy joe on an girls pussy

Bro I sloppy hoed the shit out of that bitch

Sloppy hoe by Dirty joe43 February 23, 2021

Sloppy Hoes 

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

Sloppy Hoes by King Butthole October 24, 2019

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJoe 

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

SloppyJoe by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021

SloppyJoe 

When a person stands above the toilet and pulls his erection through his legs to the back while pooping where his partner performs oral sex

Are you full was that enough sloppyJoe?

SloppyJoe by MrCog July 16, 2024