Sloppy Brett

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A Sloppy Brett is the term given to the loose nub of skin that hangs from Brett Favre's asshole after he has been pumped from behind by a majority of the Green Bay Packers front office. A Sloppy Brett will most likely resemble a pig's ear after he rolls around in the mud. The act of Sloppy Brett dates way back to 1922 when the WBSA, or the Wisconsin Bun Stuffin' Association was first founded by Pappy Pootin.

Oh My God! I had no idea that after that cow gave birth that it would look like a Sloppy Brett!

Sloppy Brett by SweedishFish424 April 27, 2006

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Sloppy Brett

A term that orginated after Brett Favre's 1996 Super Bowl run with the Packers. After a game, the Packer's defensive line would take hot showers together. For some odd reason, Brett would want to join them. As soon as Brett would step in the shower, Gilbert Brown decided he wanted a Gilbert Burger and would procede to insert his meat into Brett's southern ass. When it became time for the rest of the D linemen's turn, Brett was so lose, the sex was sloppy, as if it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. After that season, they referred to him as "Sloppy Brett".

The state penitentiary is a holding cell for Sloppy Bretts.

Sloppy Brett by Norwegian Wood April 27, 2006

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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1. Place

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2. Movie

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3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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