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The phenomenon whereby if a gentleman masturbates just prior to (or during) bathing or showering, no matter how much soap or time he subsequently utilises cleansing the area, upon exiting the bath or shower the gentleman's bellend will be covered by a lip-gloss thin film of jism.
Aw man, I jerked it before I got in the shower, now I'm going to have slicknob all morning.
by bobbieshaftoe March 19, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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