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When you call someone on Skype by accident. Particularly embarrassing if you are semi clothed...
Dave.. (Skypes girlfriend) hi baby....
Mum.. Dave is that you, my haven't you grown
Dave.. Shit shit shit, sorry mum, skypo (closes laptop)
Skypo by Jonah34 March 15, 2013
Words you can keep
A typo while instant messaging someone ( via Skype)
Employee A:We need a list of all employees for Fiscal year 2080.
Employee B: 2080 ???
Employee B: Oops, Skypo! That was supposed to be 2008.
Skypo by Tone-C November 3, 2008

Skyfoogle 

It is a word to be used to distract someone from something
" Look out the window, it's a Skyfoogle."
Skyfoogle by UpptyPillow August 5, 2012

Skype daddy 

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
Skype daddy by PJMac August 1, 2012

Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

skyorigins 

an epic minecraft guild that you should join
/g join Skyorigins
skyorigins by Culdyboi October 14, 2019
The act of heating up two metal knives on an electric stove, cutting the bottom out of a 16.9 fl oz plastic bottle, rolling up pot said with a Canadian accent into little pods, placing said pods in between the heated metal knives and inhaling the result through the cut up bottle.

Created by Skye Pronounced: skahy but spelled ESS KAY WHY EEEE Wilson, member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Skye: You wanna try something cool?
Chick: Of course, cause you're mother effing Skye Wilson.
Skye: Cool. Let's smoke some Skyepods!
Skyepod by ESSKAYWHYEEEE September 30, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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