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A new cross-breed of skodes and emos. These creatures can be seen with all black and sport jackets *the fancy kind* or a tight t-shirt even in the middle of winter and they always have their hands in their pockets and their arms slightly bent behind them. Like they did something wrong.
If you find one of these in public, dont be afraid to antagonize it, it is compleatly harmless except to it's self.
Man, that skomo has been standing there for a while, dude, lets go say My Chemical Romance sucks!!

later that night...
skomo: i love the smell of new razorbaldes dragging accross my wrist as I cry in self-pity...hey, that might make a good band name, if I wasnt so depressed
skomo by Tony Da Fuzz April 6, 2006
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skomo • skomopin • Skomoslore • Skomota • Scomo • skoo • skemo • skooch • skoob • skimo

Dirty Scomo 

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.
“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”
Dirty Scomo by ELK1 January 3, 2020
In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Going for a Scomo 

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.
Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.
Going for a Scomo by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020

Scomo’d 

To abandon a situation for others to sort out
The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there
Scomo’d by Scumo December 21, 2019
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