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An illustrated poem.

The poem is generally short - maximum 5 verses - and amusing. The accompanying picture is invariably a simple sketch, in a cartoon style. Skoem is a fusion of the words SKetch and pOEM.

A skoem is generally personal and will relate to a funny or bizarre incident.

Skoems are often sent on special occasions such as birthdays or Christmas to loved ones.
Example of text from a skoem:

My Bird is a real stunner,
I reckon She’s the best ;
The only Girl in Wotty-Loo
With rotating breasts !

She whirls them in the morning,
And twirls them fast at night,
Her aureoles go flying around
At the speed of light

One day I bought some tassels,
A little risky, perhaps
But I got some glue, and with much ado,
Affixed them to her baps.

Once she got them spinning,
They made a frightful sound,
And then, like a pink Chinook,
She lifted off the ground !

Oh, my Northern Bird has flown away,
Buzzed-off to pastures new,
I miss her tricks and high-speed nips,
Bah, damn that super glue !

The above text would be accompanied by a basic pencil sketch of a woman , dressed only in a thong, flying through the air, her nipple tassels rotating wildly like airplane propellers.
Skoem by Da Jazzzzman Cometh November 11, 2009
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Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Related Words
Skoem Skem shoemaker Skeem skemo skoe skomp skooma skeemo skoomp

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!
That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas
Skoomp by jnaughty February 9, 2018

Skemantics

1. (skå-man-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.
Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......
Skemantics by DY87 September 22, 2010

Skoompin 

An act of hoeing or thoother-ness
You stay on that skoompin shit
Skoompin by Treetop treezie December 16, 2018