The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 27, 2022
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The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.
Tim decided it would be funny to leave a skid scroll in the dorm bathroom.
by ShitDoctor April 27, 2010
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Down on one’s luck; one who has hit rock bottom
She felt hopeless as though she was on the skids of their ass. But with the help of a friend, she made a comeback.
by Georgie girl April 3, 2022
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a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.
john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.
by mustache mat November 15, 2009
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This guy is a fucking idiot he stole all my sabe the word stuff and booted my wifi of
by Unknownkiller372 November 30, 2021
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Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.
"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram
by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020
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To be blurry and incoherent over period of time as a result of drunken debauchery
Tis wedding season! Let's skid through the weekend finding a stage 5 clinger!
by FatChickWhisperer April 12, 2022
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