Skidaddling

The lower velocity alternative to skurrying (see skurries). Can be more professional and less intimidating to the witnesses. Much better alternative to walking…which is absolutely atrocious…I still can’t believe humans do that.

I will be skidaddling to my comrade’s house at 2pm bill standard time.

by readyplayerone1 January 1, 2022

SKIDADDLE

A LARGE AMPHIBIOUS CREATURE...
LIKE A PLATIPUS, ONLY MUCH LARGER.

HOLY SHIT, THAT SKIDADDLE JUST ATE MY GRANDMA!!!

by SKIDAT.LE September 10, 2009

skidaddle

to have your way with

im going to skidaddle that girl when she comes here on saturday

by nevets January 13, 2005

skidaddle skidoodle

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme

Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.

by metalman2009 December 1, 2017

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE

When your penis turns into a floppy noodle like a wet piece of spaghetti.

"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!"

by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 13, 2018

Skidaddle Skidoodle

Your dick is now a noodle!

Skidaddle Skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

by ThatOneGayTelletubbie February 14, 2018

Skidaddle Skidoodle

A common internet meme where a very poorly drawn wizard screams "SpiGgAtle sPiGgooDle your dick is now a toaster strudel!" and then NFL music plays, but bass boosted, can be found on youtube.com

"Skidaddle Skidoodle your dick is now a toaster strudel!"
Me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jkobe556 January 22, 2018