A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.
This term will get you mad pussy.
"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
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A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
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Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
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