Silly Dick

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. A penis with jokes written on it.

1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.

2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.

by Fart Mcbitch August 21, 2009

Silly Dick

It's just a penis with a beard and a top hat.

Abraham Lincoln was such a silly dick.

by xxThe Warhammer February 5, 2010

Silly dick

The term to describe a person who is a big ol bitch and an un cultured swine

Paul: wanna get coffee?

Marco: shut up fool you got silly dick

by Sauceboss01 September 28, 2018

silly dick

silly dick reffers to a person who is always horny or a sexaholic.

"Gina, your boyfriend is a silly dick. He always looks at my porn. "

by Pistachio June 19, 2004

Dick Silly

An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.

I cant wait to get to his house, I am going to go Dick Silly on him all night!

by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

Silly dick

Your dick is wiggly

mom you have such a silly dick can I touch it

by Dick the birthday boy March 30, 2018