Silicon Oasis

A place were only the truest chammakis from all dubai and sharjah come to visit after going to Dubai Mall.

They gather up in Spinneys and make clouds, so much clouds in-fact that UAE does not need cloud seeding anymore. These people claim to have a lot of backup, but will call their entire family into a fight.

Silicon Oasis goon 1: "Bro where is our backup?"
Silicon Oasis goon 2: "Family trip"

Silicon Oasis by Habood November 26, 2019

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silicon oasis

the place for rich British people and Arab chamaks who vape and get beaten up by parents and white people who get grounded

hey max do you wanna go to spinneys nah man I’m grounded and silicon oasis is gay

silicon oasis by Silicon Man November 14, 2019

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its a school with a bunch of snakes and fake bitches where everyone vapes and drinks and are backstabbing, the boys aren’t hot and neither are most of the girls. the school is absolute shit and ya’ll should refrain from joining :))

look at what shes doing she’s such a dumbass must be from gems wellington silicon oasis

gems wellington silicon oasis by fuck this shit im out December 7, 2019

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New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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