Shytz

name comes from: the morning after shits.
typically of the female gender. always found smoking illegal substances, whether it be pain killers or marijuana. often found hanging around boat launches and other random places. would enjoy some hot jewelery, namely from a boy named marc.

That hot bitch Shytz smokes more than your weak ass lungs can handle, bitches.

by Hootahz September 11, 2003

River Shytz

A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.

Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.

by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

Devil Shyt

Type of rap music that originated in Memphis TN. It consist of dark Memphis style beats and fast demonic lyrics.

He's on that real Devil Shyt. That's that Devil Shyt! Once you go Devil Shyt you never go back.

by Da Soulkeepa November 20, 2015

Shitzkrieg

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.

Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.

by AKitts June 30, 2016

pom-a-shitz

A dog that is Pomerania and Shih Tzu mixed

Oh your dog is so cute what type of breed is he?

Oh she’s a Pom-a-shitz

by ashane June 10, 2018