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shredded wheat 

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.
I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.
shredded wheat by Enernational February 23, 2010

[Shredded] Wheat 

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.
Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.
[Shredded] Wheat by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.
I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4
I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022

Shredded Like Mini Wheats 

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.
Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.