Chiteiqua Jones: I have a telescope so i can spy on the hobos that live next door.
Tolae Tissheu: That's so schnaa.
Chiteiqua Jones: How do you spell that?
Tolae Tissheu: s-c-h-n-a-a.
Chiteiqua Jones: Oh, i thought it was s-h-n-a.
Tolae Tissheu: No, u were being schnaa.
Chiteiqua Jones: Ah hahahaha
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.