Shititasking

The act of taking a shit whilst working, surfing the interwebs, watching porn, or generally utilizing a web enabled device during the act of taking a dump.

"Are you gonna be outta the bathroom soon!!?!"
"I'm shititasking! I have to email this client before I wipe!"

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shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

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The act of talking, or being talked to on the shitter.

Let me finish shitting then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of shittalking

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Frankie? More like Skankie! Birth name is Frachesco, not to be confused with the commonly ordered Starbucks drink. T-mobile associate by day, pussy slayer by night.

1:Just copped this new iPhone X
2: word. ShitTalkingKing from ifunny is throwin out hella good deals

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Theses faggots are foos who say shit to behind yo back because they know if they say it to ur face theyll fuking get there ass kicked

I hate those shittalking bitches who think there all that and then when i found out we popped them fools

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Act of speaking ill of someone behind their back

"My friends are making shittalking of me on another server"

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