1. To defecate in a toilet and promptly exit without flushing.
2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.
2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.
Franky was disgusted by the flushing lever in the gas station bathroom, so he decided to Shit it and Quit it just like his old man taught him.
by Freddy V. December 29, 2009
To take a poop, yet get up, wipe, and leave, knowing their is still poop left in your body due to time constaints. Often having taken the main poop, and not staying to push out the rest.
I was on the toilet taking a dump, but I was almost late to school, so i had to shit and quit to make it on time.
by metelofe November 17, 2012
by Sternobum December 29, 2011
When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.
Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”
by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005