shit cramp

a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump

"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"

by eureka January 22, 2004

shit cramp lamp

A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!

Dude, I don't think I wiped good enough last night when I shit in the woods cause my ass itches like crazy!!! Me: "did you wipe until the paper was clean?" Buddy: dude, I couldn't see cause it was completely dark out!!! Me: you need a shit cramp lamp so you can make sure you get your ass cleaned good enough!!!

by LillDaryl January 4, 2023

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

shit cramps

Cramps one gets from holding in their crap for too long. Usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.

Billy: ughh!
Andrew:whats wrong man?
Billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
Andy: thats shit cramps for ya.

by Robert956 December 13, 2009

Shit Camper

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.

I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.

by Manther___ October 13, 2011

campfire shit

When you take a shit outside and some solid turds come out first to make the logs, and then a pile of diarrhea is splattered on top to look like the flames, the steam coming off looks like the smoke

I took a dump that looked just like a campfire, I named it the campfire shit.

by Mrv3 January 11, 2014

Campground Shit

Taking a dump so large that it floats above the water and stinks up the whole place. Just like a port-a-potty at a campground.

"Do you smell how bad that dump was from the guy who just left? What a campground shit that was!"

by SpankytheWonka March 1, 2022