Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.

"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."

by ThePeoples January 29, 2012

Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009

shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

Shit bloke

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know

Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke

by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009

Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.

What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.

by CliveH20 August 5, 2018

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019