Shimtex

Shimtex is a german youtuber who does very high quality Videos about certail topics (mostly gaming), who's part of the youtuber group Rotten Mushroom.
He also has a second channel called "Shmex" which i'd rather not search up on Urban Dictionary.

"Hallo Rotten Mushroom!"

By: FireOfVoid

Jake: hey, did you see the new Shimtex video?
Chris: yes i did, is very high quality.

by FireOfVoid March 6, 2023

Shimtex

A Youtuber from Northern Texas that has a small penis

A: ''Hey did you watch the latest Shimtex Video?''
B: ''Yes, but it was a little disappointing''

by Shimtex December 18, 2023

shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

SHITTEXT

Shittext is when you text your friends, co-workers, roomates, family members or any random number to inform them that you are shitting.

Roomate 1 (in bathroom): Send message- SHITTEXT

Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT

by Denise aka Niecy911 September 27, 2008

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

Shimsexual

A person who is sexually and or emotionally attracted to someone named Shimona.

I think Shimona is hot. Maybe I'm shimsexual.

by Penises4Ears June 17, 2018