Shift Monkey

Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.

John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.

by Guercioni October 23, 2005

Appalachian shit monkey

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.

Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!

by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021

shit monkey

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.

That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.

by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004

shit monkey

Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.

Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?

Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?

by Gurrman September 22, 2006

shit monkey

An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.

Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.

by KrW September 23, 2005

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.

Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010