Shfwace 

A feeling of unpleasant disagreement and utter irritation, usually evoked in response to someone's outlandish and/or outrageously asinine or naive comments, leaving the aggravated person wanting to tell the speaker to "shut your face", similar to, but not to be mistaken with, the common saying "shut the fuck up".

After Jane Doe turned down John's invitations to each of the first two basketball games, John threatened Jane in a sarcastically and flirtatious tone to not invite her to any more games. In response to this threat Jane said rather directly, "Shfwace! And don't threaten me with no more invites, besides..., it would be hard to find someone as cool as me to invite."

Shfwace by Malingerer November 10, 2010

Shfaceted 

Shit-faced, wasted, annihalated drunk

Did you see the size of that water buffalo he took home last night? He must have been shfaceted!!

Shfaceted by Geoff Knierim January 14, 2008

Shwaced

Usually at or on the brink of blackout. Combines the terms shit faced and wasted.
Can also be used interchangeably with "slattered" a drunk attempt at "slaughtered"

Guy 1 "Dude I can't believe you did a barrel roll off the roof last night"

Guy 2 "Man I was shwaced"

Shwaced by Blue Huck April 21, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004