shelp

like shelf, but shelp
we were walking down the block and we noticed that someone was throwing out a perfectly functional shelp.

With excitement for our new holding structure, I imagined how perfectly the shelp would fit in to my bedroom.
by Anne Dromita March 08, 2009
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Shelp

A single person who blindly follows popular opinion, trends, or authority without question—essentially one unit of a sheeple herd.
He only listens to whatever's on the Top 50. He's a complete Shelp
by Pothole6303 April 15, 2025
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