A phrase used to describe the most incredible people on the planet - nay, the universe. Very few are special enough to have this name attributed to them, and if you are lucky enough to find someone with SHAZZLE DAZZLE, you must treasure them, for they are more rare than red heads with blue eyes…
Person 1: Oh my god. I think that girl might have SHAZZLE DAZZLE
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
by jellyfishstingrayBOOM2 January 27, 2022
When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle
Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow
by JOHN Kocktosen June 8, 2018
by Henry ass nantucket March 20, 2005