That one smart math dude that drinks alcohol alone in the afternoon. He loves to penetrate cats and has a really nice fluffy beard that makes him look like a terrorist. He enjoys playing the clarinet and loves to put it up his ass to give it some flavor when playing it. He loves his math teachers and stays after school to "have fun" with them. He is also know as Genghis, King of Mathematics and Cats.
Shayan , how do you solve this equation? Pls daddy, I need help in math!
by Mr. PP July 12, 2021
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Shayan is an Muslim Boy name:which means praised and intelligent:

People whose name is Shayan are considered as super intellectual with very good sense of humor. They are very enthusiastic towards fitness and weightlifting but there first love is forex, they seems very tough and strong but there heart is very kind and soft. Most of the Shayan are shy and Some of are introvert
Are you a shayan because you seems so intelligent
by Killmongarwithinfintystones November 26, 2021
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A person who covers all bases of an argument so they seem to never be in the wrong
Stop being such a shayan and pick a side
by Khoshab_spaghetti December 26, 2018
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A fine ass mf with silk soft tan skin that loves bitches named Chanel, Laura and Madison
Did you feel his skin when he handed you the bag?! I’m gonna tell him that I’m a Chanel, he’ll want me then!

Why though?

You’re right, I’ll go with Madison. He is after all a Shayan
by Jodly August 18, 2020
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Shayan is only one and thats Shayan khosravanifarahani
He is such a Shayan khosravanifarahani
by Cyrus the great khan July 18, 2019
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Shayan is a vieux neg crazz, he is the type of guy to light a Backwood with a crackhead. He likes “bobottes senti à l’ail”.Shayan is an asshole and sometimes he can be a cocksucker. Shayan does not have any standards he can “koyin”anything that moves. Overall Shayan is a nasty ass looking nigguh.
Max: Yack that’s a nasty mounz would you be a good Shayan and hit that?
Roby: Nah bitchhh I ain’t no Shayan

- look at that nasty ass bitch
Shayan: Anybody want’s that? Cuz I finna koyinn gee
by Anonymoustrapguy February 1, 2020
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