1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).