by ellewinter April 22, 2010
shark week refers to the one week of the month where a woman menstruates, hereby bleeding profusely from the vagina. it is coined shark week because the amount of blood that drips/streams out of the vagina resembles an attack carried out by sharks on a human in the ocean. it also feels like a shark is attacking the host. also lasts one week.
human- *reaches out to touch female in the pants
female- no
human- oh but why?
famale- because sharkweek
female- no
human- oh but why?
famale- because sharkweek
by envylies November 22, 2015
When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.
Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021