A disorder which is primarily characterized by a lack of appropriate social skills in the bedroom. The person seems normal until in a sexual situation, at which time they have no idea how to act appropriately. It is important to note that this is different than being self-centered; it's not that they don't care what their partner wants, they just can't grasp the concept.
The whole time we were having sex she counted how many stars were on the ceiling, OUTLOUD!!! I think she has sexual autism.
After he came he kept shouting "I WIN!!!, I WIN!!!. I think he has sexual autism.
After he came he kept shouting "I WIN!!!, I WIN!!!. I think he has sexual autism.
by Sexmission August 5, 2011
A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 4, 2018