A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
by Amarillo Bird August 24, 2013
The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.
by Arbag December 14, 2014
Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"
by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011