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Danny SexBang
A fucking cool dude who wears blue spandex and sings in the band ninja sex party and he is also a furry
Danny SexBang by DreadBear October 23, 2019
Sexanoia
1. The belief that everyone is out to have sex with you; they only want sex from you and nothing else (esp. when it's not true)
2. The belief in that everyone is out to have sex with someone else you know, such as your girlfriend/boyfriend. (also esp. when it's not true)
2. The belief in that everyone is out to have sex with someone else you know, such as your girlfriend/boyfriend. (also esp. when it's not true)
Girl A: Did you see those guys looking at me? They only have one thing on their mind! Girl B: They were looking at your new car, that's just your sexanoia talking.
Sexanoia by Stooone@live March 11, 2009
Sexican Standoff
A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
Sexican Standoff by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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