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Sex mittens 

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !
Sex mittens by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008
A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!
sexkitten by David Holmes July 21, 2008

Sexmitton 

Sex Mitten - When you play badmitton with your bro only instead of rackets and a shuttlecock, you use your hands and rolled up ball of sex tape as you try to hit it harder than it was hit at you. Typically done after a three-some with your coworkers. Usually one straight man, one gay man, and a hooker.
Hey, wanna play some Sexmitton bro? She's about to pass out.
Sexmitton by Pleasure Tape August 31, 2018