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sex fail 

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
sex fail by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

Fail Sex 

Preluding supposed sex the male partner's actions will result in a complete utter failure in sexual stimulation towards the female counterpart. However the male will still believe the encounter was still succsessful and still enjoyable towards the female. Thus making the fail so much more apparent.
"Hey Wes how was that fail sex last night?"

Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
Post-Failed Sex Disorder by Nross December 1, 2011
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