Selpful

The act of helping someone's indecisiveness by making a decision for them, actually benefitting yourself more than them. Being selfish under the guise of being helpful.

The guy at the 4-way stop had the right-of-way, but was just sitting there, so I went before him. I made a decision since he apparently was incapable. I was just "getting out of his way". I was being selpful.

These acts of selpfulness can also be witnessed in traffic jammed supermarket aisles, parking spot debates in parking lots, and debates over "who's going to eat the last piece of pizza".

Selpful by TheTheTheddddddeee55jjjjjferd June 7, 2018

Selful 

Selful - Adjective.

To describe a person that is concerned about bettering one's self without disregarding others.

Selfless < Selful > Selfish

Tommy became a selful man when he decided to stop partying with his friends everyday and go to college.

Gina made a selful decision when she decided not to drive drunk when her friends begged her take them home.

Selful by The Great Empathizer August 14, 2016

Skelpful 

Skelpful: adj. skelp-ful. To be helpful in a way that is creepy or hints that the person is sketchy or of questionable character. Verb: to skelp, skelp, skelping.

When the salesman explained the pluses and minuses of of different tablets, and how each affected their retail value on ebay, Allison thought he was quite skelpful.

Skelpful by Zadkiel June 28, 2011