Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Italian seatbelt

The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.

Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."

by pxrkourhackers October 29, 2015

Seatbelt

Useless shit that is supposed to "save" you from a car-accident.

You father also always forgets to use it.

If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.

Remember: No seatbelts!

by #%|*& October 9, 2019

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014

Seatbelt Nazi

The seatbelt alarm thing in vehicles (especially older Toyotas (2015 sienna especially) that tries to control your life.

Oh no! The seatbelt Nazi is trying to control my life!

by Julerobb01 July 24, 2021