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Screenshoot

To prove somthing with a Screenshot. Commonlly used to win instant messaging arguments. Can be followed up with a BOOM HEADSHOT!
Person A says:
oh yeah prove it

Person B sends:

"Imageofproof.jpg"

Person A says:
This will be good...

Transfer of "Imageofproof.jpg" is complete.

Person A says:
oh, sorry i belive you know, i am an idiot

Person B says:
just used my computer skills to Screenshoot you. BOOM HEADSHOT!
Screenshoot by westwoo October 15, 2010
Words you can keep

screenshoot

To capture a part or the whole of one's computer display. More commonly referred to in noun form as screenshot.
"Did you see the screenshot I sent you of that cool new game?"

"No, the image was corrupted!"

"Okay, I'll screenshoot it again then"
screenshoot by killerzip May 1, 2009

Screenshit 

The art of screenshotting an NFT and getting the owner mad
Random person: I can screenshit this and now I own it too!
NFT owner: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SUING YOU!!

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.
Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof
omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots
i have the screenshots by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018
Word of the Day on October 12, 2018

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react
oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

Screenshit 

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly
“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot
“I’m gonna screenshit”
“NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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