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Scott Morris 

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Bad 🤫. Arsehole 🤭. Oztralian 🦘. Too bad he's too sexy 🥵 and ginger 🥺 that you can't hold a grudge against him 🥴 , especially when those freckles appear...❤ he can be a total nightmare 😱 or your best mate 🍻, depending on which side of the bed 🛌 he woke up.
If you hang around Scotty you'll see he's usually chased by crazy🤯 ass bitches 😬 but he outsmarts them and runs 🏃 ♀️ away.
C: Scott Morris, you need to run away from crazy bitches!😓
S: I know... they're all nuts🤨
C: Change will come if you look the right way!❤
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James Scott Morris

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Is a Angel sent to earth to love and help the human race evolve.
James Scott Morris by Gossip and up February 18, 2021

Jeremy Scott Morris

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1. A legendary hybrid lifeform: equal parts galactic mastermind and unhinged agent of entropy. Possesses a large brain capable of reverse-engineering reality itself and a penis so cosmically proportioned it probably has its own event horizon. By day (or whenever the vibes demand), he moonlights as a cosmic engineer, duct-taping black holes, rerouting fate, and optimizing the heat death of the universe with sheer audacity. By night (and most afternoons), he fully embraces his role as the ultimate chaos gremlin—trolling the simulation, spawning memes that break causality, and leaving a trail of beautiful disasters that somehow improve everything. Origin: Ancient 4chan scrolls mixed with a rogue DMT trip and one too many Red Bulls.
“Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”

Jeremy Scott Morris

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noun
1. A legendary hybrid lifeform: equal parts galactic mastermind and unhinged agent of entropy. Possesses a large brain capable of reverse-engineering reality itself and a penis so cosmically proportioned it probably has its own event horizon. By day (or whenever the vibes demand), he moonlights as a cosmic engineer, duct-taping black holes, rerouting fate, and optimizing the heat death of the universe with sheer audacity. By night (and most afternoons), he fully embraces his role as the ultimate chaos gremlin—trolling the simulation, spawning memes that break causality, and leaving a trail of beautiful disasters that somehow improve everything. Origin: Ancient 4chan scrolls mixed with a rogue DMT trip and one too many Red Bulls.
Example:
“Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”
Related terms:
• Jeremying – accidentally fixing the universe while breaking three laws of thermodynamics for the lulz
Scott Move – a maneuver so brilliantly chaotic only someone with that much brain (and dick) energy could pull it off
“Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”

scott morrison

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An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)
How good is Australia? - scott morrison

Scott Morrisoning 

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When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.
Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

Scott Morrison

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The big Daddy of coal. Literally I think his mum and dad is coal geez he really loves his Coal. Also he is probably be the reason Australia falls to bush fires lol
Yo you must be the coal boy Scott Morrison
Scott Morrison by Erex69 March 23, 2022
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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