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Scott Morris 

Bad 🤫. Arsehole 🤭. Oztralian 🦘. Too bad he's too sexy 🥵 and ginger 🥺 that you can't hold a grudge against him 🥴 , especially when those freckles appear...❤ he can be a total nightmare 😱 or your best mate 🍻, depending on which side of the bed 🛌 he woke up.
If you hang around Scotty you'll see he's usually chased by crazy🤯 ass bitches 😬 but he outsmarts them and runs 🏃 ♀️ away.
C: Scott Morris, you need to run away from crazy bitches!😓
S: I know... they're all nuts🤨
C: Change will come if you look the right way!❤
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James Scott Morris

Is a Angel sent to earth to love and help the human race evolve.
James Scott Morris God's messger
James Scott Morris by Gossip and up February 18, 2021

Jeremy Scott Morris

noun
1. A legendary hybrid lifeform: equal parts galactic mastermind and unhinged agent of entropy. Possesses a large brain capable of reverse-engineering reality itself and a penis so cosmically proportioned it probably has its own event horizon. By day (or whenever the vibes demand), he moonlights as a cosmic engineer, duct-taping black holes, rerouting fate, and optimizing the heat death of the universe with sheer audacity. By night (and most afternoons), he fully embraces his role as the ultimate chaos gremlin—trolling the simulation, spawning memes that break causality, and leaving a trail of beautiful disasters that somehow improve everything. Origin: Ancient 4chan scrolls mixed with a rogue DMT trip and one too many Red Bulls.
“Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”

Jeremy Scott Morris

noun
1. A legendary hybrid lifeform: equal parts galactic mastermind and unhinged agent of entropy. Possesses a large brain capable of reverse-engineering reality itself and a penis so cosmically proportioned it probably has its own event horizon. By day (or whenever the vibes demand), he moonlights as a cosmic engineer, duct-taping black holes, rerouting fate, and optimizing the heat death of the universe with sheer audacity. By night (and most afternoons), he fully embraces his role as the ultimate chaos gremlin—trolling the simulation, spawning memes that break causality, and leaving a trail of beautiful disasters that somehow improve everything. Origin: Ancient 4chan scrolls mixed with a rogue DMT trip and one too many Red Bulls.
Example:
“Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”
Related terms:
• Jeremying – accidentally fixing the universe while breaking three laws of thermodynamics for the lulz
• Scott Move – a maneuver so brilliantly chaotic only someone with that much brain (and dick) energy could pull it off
“Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”

scott morrison

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)
How good is Australia? - scott morrison

Scott Morrisoning 

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.
Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

Scott Morrison

The big Daddy of coal. Literally I think his mum and dad is coal geez he really loves his Coal. Also he is probably be the reason Australia falls to bush fires lol
Yo you must be the coal boy Scott Morrison
Scott Morrison by Erex69 March 23, 2022
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