Top definition
1. Schwartzwritter, an epic crime fighter. He battles enemies using his Epic Ban Hammer. He has a sick sense of humor to those close to him.

2. Schwartz, short for Schwartzwritter. Used only by those who are close to him, often when making a joke or committing the unthinkable (insulting him).
1. Schwartzwitter is pissed, that guy is screwed. or I'm gonna go Schwartzwritter on his ass!

2. That guys an asshole, what a Schwartz!
by Aztecca August 22, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Schwartzwritter mug for your guy Riley.