Top definition
When you have consumed cocaine and you need to poo violently.
Fuck me I need schpoo
Excuse me I need a subtle schpoo
Schpoo is needed. Pronto.


Edie - β€œPaul! We are up and ready I just need a schpoo”

Paul: β€œOh I just did one 5 minutes ago”
by Ediethelurkle June 08, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Schpoo mug for your sister-in-law Nathalie.
Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Amazheimer's mug for your fish James.