Schpoo

When you have consumed cocaine and you need to poo violently.

Fuck me I need schpoo
Excuse me I need a subtle schpoo
Schpoo is needed. Pronto.

Conversation:

Edie - “Paul! We are up and ready I just need a schpoo”

Paul: “Oh I just did one 5 minutes ago”

by Ediethelurkle June 8, 2018

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

by Jammaaal September 13, 2011

Scapoodidle

A Scapoodidle is a way of defining someone that you would just nut in the their oat meal then think back on the time you busted a quick one In their oatmeal.

Wow Yoav is such a scapoodidle friend.

by Fortnut.Buster April 25, 2019

schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

by American Dad! November 3, 2013

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

Schgood

1. The word used when describing the feeling of drugs such as marijuana, LSD, psilocybin, MDMA, etc.

2. A word that can be used interchangeably with “good” in any sentence.

3. Slang word for “what’s good”.

This acid and kush got me feeling real schgood!

Schgood buddy, how’s your day going?

by SchgoodBuddySchgood December 19, 2019