Definitions by Ediethelurkle

Schpoo 

When you have consumed cocaine and you need to poo violently.

Fuck me I need schpoo
Excuse me I need a subtle schpoo
Schpoo is needed. Pronto.

Conversation:

Edie - “Paul! We are up and ready I just need a schpoo”

Paul: “Oh I just did one 5 minutes ago”

Schpoo by Ediethelurkle June 8, 2018