The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.
Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.
by i'm on the pavement June 11, 2005
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To own someone very badly.
To humilate in front of a very large audience.
To force a person to do or say something they would never want to do.
To not recognize a person's will to do anything.
by Jak3r August 10, 2005
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