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A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.

Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.

For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"
My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!
by Spiffy McFly May 10, 2009
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