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Scavonian Dissonance 

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"
Related Words

Scaloneta 

That's the name by which the Argentine national football team is known.
The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.
Have you seen Scaloneta's match yesterday?
Scaloneta by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
Scazin is when two- and only two-individuals (usually men) partake in informed, knowledgeable conversation questioning the origin of the Universe as well as other worldly matters- on a park bench- adorned, of course, by two premium cigars.

NOTE: In no way does this illustrate homosexuality as the two individuals are untamable sex addicts.
Man 1: "Hey man, you want to go Scazin later?"
Man 2: "Indeed, then we will proceed to have our dicks sucked by beautiful women."
Scazin by Rey Charles May 16, 2009
a girl who takes a recently used condom blows it up and then pops it
i was with janet last night and when we were done she pulled a scazeng. there was cum EVERYWHERE
scazeng by fanballer August 31, 2011
It's Australian slang for "What's going on"?
"hey bro" "scanon" "oh nothing much"
scanon by da sik cunt March 20, 2017

scabongled 

To be completely removed from usual existence. Usually after taking a large amount of magic mushroom, LSD, marijuana etc and entering the astral plane of immaterialness
One may achieve nirvana or melt themselves
AKA Shpongled
Geezer 1: What has happened to Dave mate?
Geezer 2: He's not with us anymore, he's ScaBongled

Geezer 1: Ahahah what a shlad
scabongled by KingCharms October 6, 2020