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Sausage Monster 

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's
Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish
Sausage Monster by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009

Sausage Monster 

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are taking many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.
The dude on will and grace is a sausage monster

sausage monster 

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.
A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.
sausage monster by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Sausage Monster 

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
Sausage Monster by CreeperAu February 9, 2021

Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.
Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!
Sasuage monster by CCC. August 5, 2006

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026