A Sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a sexy sexy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. Bet you still go for the pussy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.
Did you hear? On friday night Sam got a sandy bucket? Poor guy.
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
When you have diarrhea and shit it down a funnel inside a woman's butthole. Then have her shit your shit onto your face.
Sandy Truffle Bucket: When you have diarrhea and shit it down a funnel inside a woman's butthole. Then have her shit your shit onto your face.
by Majin Dragor August 13, 2011