A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020
If you know a guy named Sam he probaly thinks hes a mad drug addict but he only snorts candy. his mum is basic as hell and coudlnt be botherd coming up with a better name so she named him fucking sam.
Sam is a fucking idiot
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by Black gay guy November 25, 2019
The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"
by Trojanasscap November 06, 2017
noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.
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