salt lord

Someone who is alwaya salty. Completely jaded by life. Almost never smiles or laughs genuinely.

The original salt lord is responsible for creating the Dead Sea and the Bonneville Salt Flats of Utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(Synonymous with Sultan of Salt.)
Damn Hunter, why are you such a salt lord? Relax a bit man.
by Sober Sailor May 31, 2016
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"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"

"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."
by Blurp17 February 27, 2017
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People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.

E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.
Salt lord annoys someone*

Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*

Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...
by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016
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Someone who’s anger is brought out by little things especially video games, however the levels of saltiness is not only more petty than the 9th layer of hell, the ability to have a tantrum is absolutely mythical.
Adam you truly are the saltiest person I have ever met, you will forever be the legendary Salt Lord
by Reddit intellectual May 23, 2022
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People who bring the law, as well as the Shugoki-esque.
"The salt lords rule over the mundane and petty in their mines."
by Lord Tyrus June 24, 2018
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