Salem, MA 

One of the tougher cities in Massachusetts, Salem is well known for their historic witch trials, but is now more commonly known for their dominance in basketball from the middle school level and all through the high school level. Neighborhoods in Salem range from the ghettos of Massachusetts with gangs and guns, to middle class neighboorhoods with nice homes.

You know you're in Salem, MA if you hear the conversation

"Yo did you go to school today"
"Hell no..who the fuck does that...we balled it up all day like usual man"

Salem, MA by runnin gunnin mike is stunnin February 11, 2007

Salem High School (Salem Ma) 

A school populated by 98% Spanish people who all live in the infamous "point" They also run the first floor.

The deans consist of Mr.Wulf Yes Wulf a member of the "Wulf pack"
Mrs.Decorcey Some little Irish lady nobody really hears about
And last but not least THE ROCKY BALBOA I mean Mr.Shevory
"The wanna be principal" The real principal Mr.Angeramo seems just to talk on his phone all day and be to nice. The halls of Salem High are guarded by DRUM ROLL PLEASE Ms.Garret!! She will call the cops on you. The sports teams are good of course because our athletic director is Coach Connolly. Even though we spend all of our money on football and basketball we still seem to scrape up some money for the other sports. Salem High is also the home of John Wilkinson The oldest janitor in the United States of America You know he has been alive for 98 years retired 3 times and still comes back to threaten the lives of young high school students. Were also the school with the youngest teacher Mr.DiMauro like c'mon how am i suppose to respect somebody thats like a couple years older than me. He just turned 23. The teachers always complain about how poor they are and how they dont have any money but they still come in the next day i mean like people quit and go beg on the corner for money. At Salem High for once white people are the minority.

Bob: Yo have u heard about that school were like 98% of the kids are spanish its like in that little witch colony?

Peter: Yea isn't it thats school Salem High School (Salem Ma) for once us white people are the minority

Salem High School (Salem Ma) by High school student salem ma November 29, 2011

Salem madani 

Also known as “soso”. The hottest guy to ever exist. Soso’s r known to be very sweet and adorable, Have a weird sense of humor and can always cheer u up.

Don’t miss out ,get a soso now on www.salemmadani.com.

Salem madani is so fiiiine

Salem madani by Theboobgod February 17, 2022

Mazen Saleh Sudais

A weird combination made by a couple of friends. Such name derived from one of their fellow classmates, after a hilarious few minutes that came up with the idea of adding two students' names together, thus concluding with this disgrace of a name.

Mazen Saleh Sudais likes chocolate chips on the chuck e cheese plate

Mazen Saleh Sudais by anonymous March 13, 2021

garage sale masochism 

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

garage sale masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Man Sale

A group of hot (preferably shirtless) guys. They can be anywhere but they are sometimes seen chilling out on the beach (Wasaga Beach, that is).

OH SHIT, look! Man sale! Twelve o'clock!

Man Sale by the. dirty betch. September 4, 2010

Wealth Management Sales 

n. A selection of esoteric indiviudals that spend their time comtemplating selling various form of structured products whilst not actually selling any.

I am going to Tibet to seek out the monks, the lamas, and Wealth Management Sales.

Wealth Management Sales by Doodey E July 30, 2004