Salami Slap 

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

Salami Slap by Flames6067 April 20, 2019

salami slap 

when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe

WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne

salami slap by woodenstone July 18, 2006

Salami slap 

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

Salami slap by yummyfish October 20, 2019

Slap The Salami

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

Slap The Salami by Alex Reynolds January 5, 2008

Salami slappers 

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

Salami slappers by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

Salami Slapper 

A very sexy gay-stripper name

"Damn, that Salami Slapper was hot last night"

Salami Slapper by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

slapping the salami 

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

slapping the salami by carol April 4, 2004