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Sage Time 

After a male masturbates his decisions are purely made by the mind with no influence from the penis. Sage Time is the best time to make any decision.
Guy: Damn i bought all this crap because that manager was hot
You: Yeah I'd have been screwed if I wasn't on Sage Time
Sage Time by Blade8201 July 14, 2016
Related Words
Sagne • Sage • sadness • Sage Hill • Sacne • sage francis • saged • sagee • Sagel • Sage mode

sadness inside 

The depth of longing and eventual despair that is part of realizing that you are forever alone and most likely going to die unhappy.
He watched the happier and better looking couple laugh as they walked by. His sadness inside was in plain sight...

factory of sadness

The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.
factory of sadness by gregb#3 January 6, 2012

Pocket Sage 

only heals the duelist or their duo in the match
you : i want to be your pocket sage

your duo or duelist : sure
Pocket Sage by jett main September 8, 2021

The sagemont school 

Gayest school in the state of florida no kids learn and all of them vape in the bathroom.
The sagemont school is gay

Saggerbombs 

Any of a large set of drooping, pendulous breasts mostly found on women of a certain age who dress as though they are not.
Check it out...that lady sitting on the other side of you has amazing saggerbombs.

Did you see that lady at the club last night? She was trying to dance but her saggerbombs totally got in the way!
Saggerbombs by Sure Dunno June 14, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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