SUPERCUM

SUPERCUM: noun. Jizz so powerful it explodes from all orifices. Often referred to as tonsilitus.

Guy 1: Yeah man, it was crazy! spunk was coming from everywhere!
Guy 2: Whoah! SUPERCUM high 5!

Girl: My throat feels kinda tickly, what if it's tonsilitus?!
Guy: Ahhh, probably because you've been involved with some SUPERCUM eh?

by Irwin Smith June 21, 2010

supercut

A fast-paced montage of short video clips that obsessively isolates a single element from its source, usually a word, phrase, or cliche from film and TV.

To show how lazy the Titanic screenwriters were, I made a supercut showing every time the characters said "Jack" and "Rose."

by waxpancake October 30, 2011

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

supercunt

1. A vagina of such high quality that it is faster than a girl's silver bullet. Able to take the repeated pounding of a speeding a locomotive. Able to jump large boners in a single bound ---

2. A person; usually a female, but not exclusively, that is such an evil soul-devouring wicked person that they have transcended the derogatory term "cunt" and created a mobile extra dimensional vortex surrounding themselves that insulates them from our reality and lets them believe that they are a "good person," but makes them blazingly obvious to those of us on the outside of their small pocket universe.

1. 'Look, up in the sky,' 'It's a bird,' 'It's a plane,' 'It's a Supercunt.'

2. Did you see the swirling vortex around Hillary and Ann? They're a couple of supercunts.

by ONmyWAY March 7, 2007

Superhuman Sleep

The ability to have a better night sleep without sleeping more than usual.

This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.

Person 1: I always feel tired during the day!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2011

Superhuman comeback

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

supercute!

(adj) going above and beyond the normal range of cuteness/hotness. usually used when no other word would suffice.
the ! is used for extra emphasis if needed

There is a supercute! German guy in my basement.

by writerchick July 31, 2009