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SQWERK - An involuntary low "sqweeking" sound made if you are about to say something during a conversation but are in mid thought. It's a mixture of sqweek and Sqwark.
If you are speaking to someone during a conversation listen out for a very low sound made before sentances are said, especially if someone is thinking about what they need to say, you will have to listen very carefully for the SQWERK.
SQWERK by Chezz24 June 4, 2009
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sqwarkle 

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now
you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???
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Sqweek is a cute little raver boy
He has one true best friend and her name is Shapes
He loves to change his hair color and having fun
To be Sqweek is just plain impossible cause no one can be just like him
He also loves his family and friends
at time he may seem to hate them but he really does not hate any one
"Dude did you see Sqweek last night?" -Random Raver

"Yaaaa he was hella cute" -High Girl
Sqweek by qwerty18boy February 18, 2010
Ejaculating over the keyboard after watching harcore porn on the internet.
Get me a tissue...... and a new keyboard while your at it i just did a sqwerty!
sqwerty by .::numb::. October 10, 2006

shwerking 

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.
shwerking by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014
verb (used without object)

A proposed devolutionary stage of Twerking wherein the object is to gyrate until the feces flops up out of one's anus and onto the small of the back, similar to a pancake in a frying pan; associated with the conjectured devolution of dance into public displays of defecation and/or "monkey-sex," associated with the decline of Hip Hop and the dumbing down of America.

Related forms,

Gerund: Shwerking, Slang Gerund: Shwerkin,'
Yo, Suzzette just shwerked a stank-steak up onto her stamp-tramp.
Shwerk by zaezl November 15, 2013
When somebody or something is hit physically that causes great pain or damage.
Patrick: "Ronny i heard your dad was hurt"
Ronny: "Yeah he got sqwenkd by a revolving door but he'll make it. "
Sqwenkd by Exostenstialforeskin January 24, 2020